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Bob Dylan nailed it…years ago.

Broken lines, broken strings
Broken threads, broken springs,
Broken idols, broken heads,
People sleeping in broken beds.
Ain’t no use jiving,
Ain’t no use joking,
Everything is broken.

Broken bottles, broken plates,
Broken switches, broken gates,
Broken dishes, broken parts,
Streets are filled with broken hearts.
Broken words never meant to be spoken,
Everything is broken.

Seems like every time you stop and turn around
Something else just hit the ground

Broken cutters, broken saws,
Broken buckles, broken laws,
Broken bodies, broken bones,
Broken voices on broken phones
Take a deep breath, feel like you’re chokin’,
Everything is broken.

Every time you leave and go off someplace
Thangs/Things fall to pieces in my face

Broken hands on broken ploughs,
Broken treaties, broken vows,
Broken pipes, broken tools,
People bending broken rules.
Hound dog howling, bull frog croaking,
Everything is broken.

-Bob Dylan

“Everything is Broken”-RL Burnside

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As raging, lunatic homophobes among us discredit the ability of Elena Kagan to sit on our highest court because she may be a lesbian soft baller…US Senator James Inhofe claims soldiers in battle won’t fight as hard if their trench mates are gay.

Barnstorming idiot Sarah Palin vows “mama grizzlies” will “take this country back” in November.

Our environment perishes… amid loss of lives and livelihoods…and BP CEO Tony Hayward has the arrogance to swear that the Gulf oil spill is “relatively tiny” compared to the “very big ocean”…

…while president Obama asserts offshore oil drilling will continue to be part of America’s “overall energy strategy”.

Rampant stupidity, greed and ignorance engulf us.

Which takes us to San Francisco Chronicle film critic Mick LaSalle’s review this morning of the new Robin Hood movie. Considering some of our current national mess, several of LaSalle’s lines practically leapt off the page as we read them.

Describing the general posture of existence during the 12th century…LaSalle writes “Mainly we see harshness and ugliness. The common people are stupid and the wealthy are evil schemers, and even the good guys smell to high heaven”.

Hello contemporary homophobes, tea-baggers, corporate CEO’s and masquerading politicos!

Then, analyzing the role of the medevil Robin Hood, LaSalle continues…“Russell Crowe…is utterly believable as the unconcious standard-bearer of the future, the select man through whom humanity might make some small, desperately needed advance.”

A scary line if you drop B. Obama’s name into the beginning of that sentence.

The calendar flies forward…yet human corruption, ignorance and greed stands still.

We might as well be living in Robin Hood’s 12th century.

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Americanos. We can be such hypocrites.

Pass the tequila. Down that margarita.

Dip those salty chips into the red hot salsa.

Guacamole? Hell yeah, amigo. Bring it on.

And don’t forget we want our chimichangas, tamales, enchiladas ‘n refries served hot and pronto.

Then wash it all down with some really cold Corona or Negra Modelo.

We just love everything Mexican.

On Cinco de Mayo.

Americanos! We can’t feed our faces fast enough or get loaded quick enough each May 5th.  All because back in 1862 a group of Mexican patriots was able to defeat an invasion force of French soldiers. Seems the fledgling Mexican government owed the Napoleonic French a bunch of loot they’d borrowed trying to win the 1846-48 Mexican-America War…and the French were tired of waiting for the debt to be serviced…so to speak.

That May 5th victory in 1862 over the French was celebrated by the poor, young nation as a momentous achievement. The brave victory of the undermanned Mexican force became the stuff of legends…and the ensuing years brought celebrations of Mexican culture, food and customs…on both sides of the Mexican-American border.

Because those Mexicans were heroes.

And now…almost two centuries removed…we Americans continue to indulge ourselves in boozy fiestas celebrating that long ago Mexican victory…while understanding little or nothing of the proud culture sharing our southern border.

Which is why…we suppose…some of our elected officials have taken it upon themselves to construct racist immigration legislation in order to segregate them from among us. To question them for their purpose. To demand to see their papers. To vault them into our prisons if they don’t have documentation. To be ignorant of the work ethic of the culture. To ignore the freedoms our Mexican neighbors have sought in pursuit of better lives for their families.

Yet this day in America we drink their beer…demand more salty chips and spicy salsa…and gorge ourselves with tamales and enchiladas.

Americanos. We are such hypocrites. 

On our flight last night, The Blimp Crew opened up our iTunes library and clicked on Stevie Wonder’s 1976 recording, Black Man.

In light of Arizona’s new immigration law…perhaps after all these years…it’s time to give it a listen once more.

First man to die
For the flag we now hold high (Crispus Attucks)
Was a black man

The ground where we stand
With the flag held in our hand
Was first the redman’s

Guide of a ship
On the first Columbus trip (Pedro Alonzo Nino)
Was a brown man

The railroads for trains
Came on tracking that was laid
By the yellow man

We pledge allegiance
All our lives
To the magic colors
Red, blue and white
But we all must be given
The liberty that we defend
For with justice not for all men
History will repeat again
It’s time we learned
This World Was Made For All Men

Heart surgery
Was first done successfully
By a black man (Dr Daniel Hale Williams)

Friendly man who died
But helped the pilgrims to survive (Squanto)
Was a redman

Farm workers rights
Were lifted to new heights (Caesar Chavez)
By a brown man

Incandescent light
Was invented to give sight (Thomas Edison)
By the white man

We pledge allegiance
All our lives
To the magic colors
Red, blue and white
But we all must be given
The liberty that we defend
For with justice not for all men
History will repeat again
It’s time we learned
This World Was Made For All Men

Hear me out…

Now I know the birthday of a nation
Is a time when a country celebrates
But as your hand touches your heart
Remember we all played a part in America
To help that banner wave

First clock to be made
In America was created
By a black man (Benjamin Banneker)

Scout who used no chart
Helped lead Lewis and Clark
Was a redman (Sacagawea)

Use of martial arts
In our country got its start
By a yellow man

And the leader with a pen
Signed his name to free all men
Was a white man (Abraham Lincoln)

We pledge allegiance
All our lives
To the magic colors
Red, blue and white
But we all must be given
The liberty that we defend
For with justice not for all men
History will repeat again
It’s time we learned
This World Was Made For All Men

This world was made for all men
This world was made for all men
This world was made for all men
God saved His world for all men
All people
All babies
All children
All colors
All races
This world’s for you
and me
This world
My world
Your world
Everybody’s world
This world
Their world
Our world
This world was made for all men

Hear me out…

Who was the first man to set foot on the North Pole?
Mattew Henson - a black man

Who was the first American to show the Pilgrims at Plymouth the secrets
of survival in the new world?
Squanto - a redman

Who was the soldier of Company G who won high honors for his courage
and heroism in World War 1?
Sing Lee - ayellow man

Who was the leader of united farm workers and helped farm workers
maintain dignity and respect?
Caesar Chavez - a brown man

Who was the founder of blood plasma and the director of the Red Cross
blood bank?
Dr. Charles Drew - a black man

Who was the first American heroine who aided the Lewis and Clark
expedition?
Sacajewa - a red woman

Who was the famous educator and semanticist who made outstanding
contributions to education in America?
Hayakawa - a yellow man

Who invented the world’s first stop light and the gas mask?
- a black man

Who was the American surgeon who was one of the founders of
neurosurgery?
Harvey William Cushing - a white man

Who was the man who helped design the nation’s capitol, made the first
clock to give time in America and wrote the first almanac?
Benjamin Banneker - a black man

Who was the legendary hero who helped establish the League of Iroquois?
Hiawatha - a redman

Who was the leader of the first microbiotic center in America?
- a yellow man

Who was the founder of the city of Chicago in 1772?
Jean Baptiste - a black man

Who was one of the organizers of the American Indian Movement?
Denis Banks - a redman

Who was the Jewish financier who raised founds to sponsor Cristopher
Columbus’ voyage to America?
Lewis D. Santangol - a white man

Who was the woman who led countless slaves to freedom on the
underground rairoad?
Harriel Tubman - a black woman

-Stevie Wonder

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Through the years…Arizona leadership has often been marked by Wild West stupidity, intrigue, arrogance and pork barrel politics.

In fact, prior to becoming a state in 1912…Arizona governors were appointed by the president of the United States…oink, oink. Since then…at all levels of government and representation…this southwest desert state has consistently produced for it’s denizens a virtual grab bag of incompetents, wackos and felons.

Must be something in the water…little that there is...which makes these people nuts.

‘08 GOP presidential candidate and hypocrite Senator John McCain…suffering now with delusion and amnesia in his bitter re-election campaign against windbag former congressman J.D. Hayworth…might actually someday be recalled with fondness when compared to other Arizona high office holders.

Such as some of the recent stooge governors who’ve “run” the state…including Republican Evan Mecham…who while in office during the 1980’s, once described an Afro-American child as a “pickaninny”…and was impeached for obstruction of justice and misuse of government funds. Fife Symington…another Republican…resigned the governor’s office after being slammed with charges of extortion and making false financial statements which led to his conviction of bank fraud in 1997.

However, current Republican governor Jan Brewer might actually trump those losers with some of her recent looney actions.

Brewer officially joined the “Wing Nut Hall of Fame” April 16th, by signing into law a bill that…beginning this summer….will allow gun owners to carry concealed weapons without a permit.  This new law sits side-by-side with one Brewer signed last year allowing loaded guns in bars and restaurants…as long as the gun carrier is not “drinking in the bar”.

Huh? “Not drinking in a bar?”  While carrying a loaded gun? Tucked inside your leather belt?

Governor Brewer, we need another shot of Jack after attempting to make sense of that one.

Then, going even further off the deep end…Brewer also signed a separate law that exempts guns made and kept in Arizona from federal regulation, including background checks.

Murderer? Bank robber? Burglar? Child molester?  Want a gun? It’s OK, buddy…if the gun’s been made in Arizona.

The folly in Brewer’s decisions is mind boggling.

Yet somehow her new laws make complete sense given the history of Arizona. Brewer is simply upholding the century old tradition of Wild West crazies “leading” the place.

Arizona. It’s probably not a destination you’ll want to visit soon. Too bad for the state…as…”hello!!!”… it’s leading industry is…tourism.

Afterall…why would anyone from out-of-state risk being shot by some guy innocently nudged past at the local Applebee’ s bar…all because a date wanted a fresh cosmo?

Except every eager outlaw who’ll soon be storming the state to load up on weapons and ammo.

Bang. Bang.

Arizona’s dead.

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Thanks to words, we have been able to rise above the brutes; and thanks to words, we have often sunk to the level of the demons.
-Aldous Huxley

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